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Requested Pinkie working at McDonald’s. I just had to add the others. I did like this one.
Just because something looks like a steroid (structurally) doesn’t mean its effects are similar. Heck, androstenedione is structurally very similar to testosterone. But the effect of ‘andros’ in normal men would be like feeding a lion a McDonald’s
sub-maureen: tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL
mysharona1987: Like, you want janitors and McDonald fast food workers and cleaners. You just don’t want them to make a liveable wage and have healthcare and be treated like proper human beings.
scotchtapeofficial: me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :) cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan? me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the
dampsandwich: *goes through mcdonalds drive thu* ma’am like i just said im not ordering anything i just needed someone to talk to
celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a
scotchtapeofficial: me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :) cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan? me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use
apersnicketylemon: howprolifeofyou: purest-rain: bogleech: mysharona1987: Like, you want janitors and McDonald fast food workers and cleaners. You just don’t want them to make a liveable wage and have healthcare and be treated like proper human
manywinged:manywinged:my favorite thing about sushi is when they give you a little soy sauce bottle shaped like a fish. they just give you a little guy with your meal for free. fuck mcdonald’s happy meal toys this is the real shit
pokemon-photography: pokemonmerchandise: pokemon-global-academy: Pokemon Battle Launcher are now available in McDonald’s Happy Meal! Is 19 too old to get a happy meal? nah, you just need to go in there, act like you know what you’re doing and
mac-mcdonald: does anyone else feel like they’re in this weird state of being on tumblr where you dont even know if youre genuinely enjoying the site anymore or if anyone here is actually paying attention to you as a person or just your presence in
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
captainarlert: celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just
rvancoogler: nowherebloom: Anne Hathaway, Audra McDonald and Raul Esparza in “Twelfth Night” #rbing this feels like rbing like. the mona lisa. like its just too iconic
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deprogrammingthelattice: “McDonalds has fired back stating that their burgers will indeed decompose if given “enough time.” But just how much time has yet to be determined. Based on private experiments, like the one in the video above, two decades
hersheymiracles: theartofseducing: Old McDonald had a farm I gave him a titty trying to keep him calm It’s times like these I’m reminded I date a supermodel and I’m just….Alexis Ohanian 😊
213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT
keitheaverage: teacupballerina: daisyfairy: i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love i just choked on my pepsi
kumagawa: niggas be like ” TUMBLR TAUGHT ME MORE THAN SCHOOL ” bitch mcdonalds aint go hire you just because you got 5 otps
ameliagalindo: icelola: prismaticas: cutebabe: evan peters is an actual person that drives a car and goes to mcdonalds but still he looks like he’s ready to kill someone I love him Love him
the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so of course i don’t back
city-of-demise: Not all Americans: • are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee All Americans: • PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR • HAVE A PET EAGLE
sigmahatesyou: city-of-demise: Not all Americans: • are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee All Americans: • PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR • HAVE A PET EAGLE This is not even a little bit true. I am an American, and
disloyals: 3liumunati: McDonald’s in the late 1960s it looks like its from the future this was in my old town, it was so cool!
itsandrewpimentel: supjerbear: supremepeniskingsam: 213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT OH MY GOD
sub-maureen: tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL OUT
thatblackveganguy: rockitdarlin: theinterruptor: gardeinofeden: No but really, there needs to be Vegan fast food chains. Like Mcdonalds, Wendy’s, Burger King, etc. Not just vegan options, chains that are specifically Vegan. ETHICAL vegan fast food
studip: Do u ever have that 1 person that whenever u hang with them u always have a good time. Like Even if it’s just sitting in your basement or driving to McDonald’s. They just always make u laugh like you guys might not even hang that much or
mynameiszatch: bloodspider: pizzaforpresident: McDonalds Canada debunks the ‘pink goo’ myth and shows how McNuggets are actually made. I had never known nuggets were actual shapes… other then just like nugget shaped.. I love how the internet
dramalibrarian: apersnicketylemon: howprolifeofyou: purest-rain: bogleech: mysharona1987: Like, you want janitors and McDonald fast food workers and cleaners. You just don’t want them to make a liveable wage and have healthcare and be treated like
sailorbrazil:Shes just like me
scotchtapeofficial: me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the
yeahxdatsme: jamtastik: squirtelle: Is it hoeish to just skip the dinner and get straight to the dick? Like sometimes I am really not trying to get to know you for ุ and 2 hours. Can we just fuck, grab some McDonalds and call it a night? how you
I had a photo shoot today. I don’t even know where to start. I’m just sad. I don’t feel like telling stories. I feel selfish and I don’t feel like I have anything to say worth hearing. I just came back from McDonalds. And.. I took a walk. ..I
betaflower replied to your post:IM IN SAN BERNARDINO. WE’RE DRIVING THROUGH BY BUS. GETTING CLOSE TO ALL JENNIFERS I JUST DROVE BY A 2 STORY BURGER KING. IN THE BACKGROUND ARE MOUNTAINS. MOUNTAINS AND PALM TREES. completely accurate description
magical-flying-moron: lenatheninjax3: asia-divine: grandpaq: lexxgotthejuice: jehovahhthickness: You win 蹎 million tomorrow, wyd? Not telling anybody. Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it…. Mom: Do you have McDonald’s
